If you, like me, didn’t even have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting Jeff Mangum tickets, you’ll be pleased to hear that the Neutral Milk Hotel frontman has added more dates to his whirlwind tour. He’s headed off to the west coast so you’d better ask all your friends over there to clear off a spot on the futon for you. And get ready to sell some plasma.

And here’s where we pretend to be a big-boy blog and post all the tour dates in a nice little copy-paste row. Mind you, the Athens dates are “sold the eff out.” Happy hunting.

01/18 – New Haven, CT @ Shubert Theater
01/19 – Brooklyn, NY @ Gilman Opera House
01/20 – Brooklyn, NY @ Gilman Opera House
01/21 – Brooklyn, NY @ Gilman Opera House
01/25 – Philadelphia, PA @ Irvine Auditorium
01/27 – Washington, DC @ Lincoln Theatre
01/28 – Washington, DC @ Lincoln Theatre
01/30 – Chapel Hill, NC @ Memorial Hall
02/01 – Atlanta, GA @ Variety Playhouse
02/04 – Minneapolis, MN @ Pantages Theatre
02/06 – Chicago, IL @ Anthenaeum Theater
02/07 – Chicago, IL @ Anthenaeum Theater
02/08 – Milwaukee, WI @ Pabst Theater
02/10 – Athens, GA @ 40 Watt Club
02/11 – Athens, GA @ 40 Watt Club
03/07 – Dublin, IE @ Vicar Street
03/09-11 – Minehead, UK @ All Tomorrow’s Parties
03/13 – London, UK @ Union Chapel
03/14 – London, UK @ Union Chapel
04/09 – Oakland, CA @ Fox Theater
04/10 – Oakland, CA @ Fox Theater
04/14 – Indio, CA @ Coachella Music Festival
04/16 – Seattle, WA @ Moore Theatre
04/18 – Portland, OR @ Crystal Ballroom
04/19 – Portland, OR @ Crystal Ballroom
04/20 – Indio, CA @ Coachella Music Festival
05/30-06/03 – Barcelona, ES @ Primavera Sound
06/07-10 – Porto, PT @ Optimus Primavera Sound